memes??? nah they’re so dumb they’re— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of memes spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid idea i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of memes scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
tbt to when i cared
its sunday get a calender
i don’t care
I write sins not cosines or tangents
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.